i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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