areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
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Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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