Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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