And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
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High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i out mim tonsoeep
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