big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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