I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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