singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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