I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
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HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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