i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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