Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
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I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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