well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Randomize
