Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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