So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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