can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
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We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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