I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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