I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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