I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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