white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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