If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
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I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy