How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
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I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover