are you still at the devil's house?
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single