Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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