So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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