Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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