So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
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Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
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Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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