There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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