told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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