My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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