can u get pink eye on your cock?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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