I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
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His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
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I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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