Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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