is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
ttyl tear gas
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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