Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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