I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
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I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
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I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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