I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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