do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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