Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
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When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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