Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Every concussion has its silver lining
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
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Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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