sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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