So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
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you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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