Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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