i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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