Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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