another moral hangover. fuck.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Randomize
