I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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