i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
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Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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