hotel room ftw
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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