Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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