He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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