That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
