If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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