Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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