Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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