Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
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