this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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