So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
You're earring is so big in my mouth
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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