Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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