id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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