i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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