I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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