Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
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I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
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I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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